“Honey, we need to have a talk.
“You know how it seems like I’ve been avoiding you? Well, I sort of have. This is the part where I’m supposed to say that it’s not your fault, that it’s me, but that would be a lie. You see, you’ve changed. Not in a bad way, just in such a drastic way that I don’t feel comfortable with us anymore. I get home, sit down, and stare at you, unsure what to do. I don’t know you well enough anymore for it to be satisfying. I just sit there, hopelessly lost.
“Of course some nights it’s just not possible to communicate with you at all, or you’ll cut me off halfway through doing something and just leave me stranded. So I might have strayed. I might have fooled around with others. But it’s just because I didn’t feel like I was getting the affection I deserved from you.
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m not calling it off. I just think we shouldn’t be exclusive anymore. I’ll still spend a night here and there with you, but I can’t dedicate my life to you anymore. Maybe once we spend some casual time together and get to know each other afresh we can reconsider our relationship.
“World of Warcraft, I’m sorry honey.
(Basically I’m just fed up with 4.0. It’s given me nothing but grief and until it improves, and I WILL give it a second chance, I just don’t feel like putting the effort into it anymore. I’ll still do some raids and dungeons, but I’ll probably spend more time alting and relearning the game, though it’s more likely that I’ll be busy finishing my AWESOME castle in Minecraft.)